Monthly Archive: April 2019

So, this is my brain on nothing…

Thought y’all might get a kick out of how my brain works sometimes. This was my complete train of though, sitting on the porch in fresh air, listening to swing/jazz and drinking water:

I haven’t seen MJ on the Xbox playing Destiny at all.

Well, he has the baby now, so he’s a little busy. He does love that baby so much, I’m glad they were able to have him.

I wonder if he was in the room when they implanted the baby embryo thing. That had to be weird.

If he was, he’s likely one of the few men actually with his wife when she actually got pregnant. I mean, it’s not instant. It can take a while. I think I heard/read that sperm live up to 24 hours in the body, so she could have been in the store, at work, driving to get her hair cut, or even going to the bathroom when it happens.

Hmmm…

I wonder if someone would pay $45-$50 for a plant hanger like this…

Yes, really. I wish I was kidding but not, that’s how it works.

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NIMBY (Not in my backyard)

So, Cher has decided she agrees with the conservative/Rebublican party. Well, not quite, but man, she sure is sounding like it.

President Trump (ok, 2 1/2 years in and I STILL can’t say/think that without both snickering and just thinking “I can’t believe he’s president!!”) mentioned sending illegals to “sanctuary cities”.

Given Trump’s delight in pissing people off via Twitter, I’m guessing this was a jab at Democrats… and to me a very funny one at that. Not only would this endeavor not pass legality issues, the logistics in doing so would be insane. It would not and could not happen.

It’s still a seriously funny idea to me, though.

Not a very funny idea to the very anti-Trump “Goddess of Pop”, Cher (who gave her that title? “Goddess of Pop”? Really? Cripes.) She was not impressed and was quick to suffer from foot-in-mouth disease on Twitter.

Oh really? Is LA the only one with homeless they can’t take care of? Oh wait… No, it’s not. It’s one of the big complaints from those saying we need to not take care of illegals. But I guess only LA or other California cities are allowed to complain about that.

Amusingly, she’s gotten comments on this Tweet explaining that the Republican party has been saying this same thing forever. Clueless.

And it gets funnier. She again makes another point for not letting illegals in.

Haven’t been vetted. Wait, hasn’t that also been something brought up by those wanting to deal with the illegal problem? What’s vetting? Oh wait… could that be coming here legally? Wow. If only someone would make that a possibility. Oh, wait….

So, Cher doesn’t want her city to have to deal with unvetted, dependent on the government structure illegal immigrants.

Well, Cher, either do we. Welcome to the Republican party.

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